This has to be one of the best political ads ever.

I may have just changed my vote! That is awesome. BRING BACK WALKER!!

 

Where did all of Chuck's money go??? He is really whoring himself out lately.

 

A few facts about Chuck Norris:

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

And finally.....
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

 

Chemical symbol for the deadly poison Cyanide....Cn

Chuck Norris' initials..........................................Cn

This is NOT a coincident.

 

Huckabee leading in the polls in Iowa.


The power of Chuck Norris confirmed!